Unconditional Love is a lie that you need to get over.

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Despite being born on the closing date of the sign, I am a distinct Capricorn. For those not into astrology, I’ll summarise what that entails. I am hard on myself and others, judgemental, methodical and highly organised. I know how to compartmentalise. Decisive. I fall in love easily, and fall out of it even easier: there are no wandering exes in my periphery, as when I’m done with you believe…